What is up with all these customers that always say that they always order from us, yet do not even know what's on the fucking menu!?!?!? Ummm... Excuse me, but if you always order from us, then why is it you need a fucking step-by-step tutorial of what's on the goddamn menu!?
There have been a few times that I've laughed at this. Like, a day or two ago when an older woman called to order. At Papa Johns, we currently have a special where if you buy a large specialty pizza, you get a large one-topping pizza for free. The lady decides to order this, and asks me what the specialty pizzas are... I think our specialty pizza list is a bit too long, if you ask me.
I start going through the list of specialty pizzas, and as I am nearing the end of the list, the lady gasps in astoinishment saying "all that on one pizza?"
............. Sure... I'd call it "Hell in a handbasket."
I get things straightened out with the lady, and she chooses her pizza, so then the next step was to ask what she would like on the second pizza, to which she replies, "You mean I can get something other than cheese?"
I swear, that just floored me.